February 2010
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January 2010
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Farting in a def crowd
Well, they weren’t actually def. But they couldn’t hear it. THE GREATEST CONCERT EVER! My whole body felt like shit, but Christ-hanging-off-the-cross it was good. BRAND NEW was the band. I know at least one third of my followers like them (because I know ONE of you personally. Sometimes I wonder why I even update my Tumblr). Long story short: I used to love Brand New, and now...
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Chelsea Lately
Chelsea- Hey, Chuy. Honestly, what’s the weirdest/creepiest thing you’ve ever had sex with?
Chuy- Honestly?
Chelsea- What’s the weirdest/creepiest thing you’ve had sex with?
Chuy- You want me to be completely honest?
Chelsea- Yeah. Be completely honest.
Chuy- …Myself.
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My dog is racist and gay
He is barking at my brother’s friends right now but paying extra care to my brother’s black friend. When I say “extra care” don’t be alarmed. My dog is not raping him. I just added the “gay” part in the title because he really likes mounting male dogs at the park. That actually has nothing to do with the original story story. I just take pride in the fact...
Ted Haggard says that he is “cured.” Well, Ted Faggard, you were already full of shit. Now you’re overflowing.
I usually say “thank you” to people when they add my stuff to their favorites on deviantArt. Unless all of their favorites are lame drawings on lined paper. Then I’m insulted.
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I tried Snus today. Now I’m nauseous.
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At work I tell everyone I'm 15 so old people don't...
I’m actually 18 though.
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Congratulations Jackie Chan on 100 years
Just drank a ton of caffeine. That way I can go to school and learn AT THE SAME TIME
Look at these dollars! →
“The State of The Union has been boring since the second season. I dunno why NBC...”
– comment I approved. (via peterfeld)
"Quitter" rhymes with "Twitter." Screw homework....
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I just had a spoon-full of peanut butter. It was so good that for a moment there was nothing else in the room. It was just me and the spoon. When I quit moaning in pure ecstasy I realized my mom was in the kitchen with me.
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iWant an iPad.
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“I’m not a racist. I like Vivian Fox.”
– Wha?
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That baby doesn't have a chance
I read Chelsea Handler’s blog, and the last one was about Bristol Palin talking about how she made a pact (with her self I guess. I know it doesn’t make much sense.) that she won’t have sex again until marriage. So she regrets she didn’t have the baby. Chelsea went on to say: “This baby doesn’t have a shot. Isn’t it enough that his grandma is Sarah Palin,...
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Today my professor took attendance and had people let him know if they’d like to be called something else. I told him I wanted to be called “Casper.” I hope he knew I was dead serious.
And it seems that McQueen is going to stop selling his Autumn and Winter collection soon. boo/yay!
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